A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

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Broccoli Beef

A Broccoli Beef is when someone rubs their bush against your cock

Dude, Sarah gave me a NASTY Broccoli Beef yesterday

by Zekey Pekey July 3, 2021

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Flashbang beef patty

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.

Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty

by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022

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Beef Ministered

Being Beef Ministered means you were giving head when the man then forced you down until you started to suffocate!

“Dude they found out she got Beef Ministered, I still can’t believe she’s gone ;(“

by Discord BFF July 23, 2021

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A beef is a delightful creature with a tendency to be a complete and utter bitch. A Beef has her mother well trained and has an army of younger siblings known as "The Beeflings". Whilst being popular in social groups, you must be aware of the beef at all times as she has also been known to be a slithery, sly, wee snake, do not trust her with your deepest darkest secrets.

Me: What's that big crowd for?
You : Oh, thats Beef and all her siblings.
Beef: I don't look like a sloth!
Me: She's right.

by St3v Doogn @ Bn$ Akad February 16, 2017

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