The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 March 11, 2014
The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.
"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"
by Sweet papaya July 04, 2015
Randy and I were playing high stakes tik tak toe. I blew everything that I came with, he beat me down to my socks.
by FL_MEX_FTW March 23, 2023
“it was only a beat of meat”
by rasta badmon January 24, 2025
Celebrated annually on January 20th
by RDJAYS February 20, 2022
Used when a guy takes his time and patiently and continuously is master-bating all night over and over again.
by El Guapo 29 January 01, 2021
Beat A Jayden Day is a day in the 8th of June. On this day you can beat anyone named Jayden and they cannot fight back nor run from the conflict.
by Bluestorm171 April 23, 2024