Apple

An assist used most by stick and ball , and , stick and puck gits.

Ex: I got a hatty and an apple last night. Those boys were scrubs.

Ex: I scored and got a few apples.

by Lax git March 30, 2023

Apple

You dumbass it's a red circle that you eat

I hope you choke on an apple

by Random_definition_er June 9, 2024

sigma apple

when a sigma is super duper healthy they try an apple. After eating 10 apples per nanosecond, they turn into a sigma apple.

That sigma was a real sigma apple.😎

by decba May 10, 2024

Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.

Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.

by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024

Apple Snatcher

There are many different variations of apple snatcher (pear, bananna, orange etc.)

It's a game which is played sitting with you're fruits. As padestrians walk by, you must throw the fruit up at them , challenging them to catch it. if they catch it they are given a ranking. You start at one, and it's increased by one everytime you catch it.

Be careful though, them fruit throwers are damn sneaky.

Thrower: APPLE SNATCHERS!

Padestrian: Ah shit man! I caught it!

Thrower: You sir. Are now a rank one Apple Snatcher.

by Chooch&Gooch October 23, 2011

Apple gun

Shoving an apple in your wives ass and take it out then repeatedly lick it dry

I apple gunned my wife yesterday

by Jhonny trent June 18, 2021

Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.

“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”

by NizariahP August 26, 2022