Eatin apples on the broccoli

Runnin red like when your high of the chronic
Yo honie what u doin don't be eatin apples on the broccoli you tryin to get us pulled over! Stupid!
by Dosa / Young Beez May 13, 2009
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Philly Apple

The batteries that the Philadelphia sports fans throw at players they don't like.
Damn! You think enough Philly Apples will convince J.D. Drew to sign?
by time-1 October 12, 2021
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Ass Apple

Insult often used by unbased people to describe someone who is actually based. People who use this as an insult often have an IQ below zero. The words "ass apple" are used by people who love to practice "rolling down in the deep".
nikki - Ass apple is back
Mat-r - AHAHAHA Ass apple, btw nikki wanna do the rolling down in the deep?
nikki - SURE !!!!!!!
by oawerhg_god July 31, 2021
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ass apple

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"
FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.
by hodgepodger January 22, 2021
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pine apple juice

Baby, LET me drink you pine apple juice.
by Jantoniohc7 September 30, 2023
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Apple Jack

When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off
Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
by Sneakpuppies July 24, 2022
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Apple Jack

The act of using an apple to jack off.
I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.
by RackyRacer June 09, 2018
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