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Apple

Bruh,are you joking? You looked up APPLE for god sake here just-ya know what fine and apple is a fruit god damn it
''i love apples''
by Animalcrossingislife June 29, 2020
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Fiona Apple

by anonymous March 31, 2024
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Accokeek apple pie

Fucking an apple pie to the brink of climax then pulling out your phallus and inserting it into your partner using the apple pie excrement as lube until you creampie
She gave me an Accokeek apple pie because shes a futa
by XDBALLS July 16, 2025
mugGet the Accokeek apple piemug.

apple

your either an apple fan or your just that bored to search up fucking "APPLE"
apple
by ReGarvee February 24, 2020
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Magic Apple

an apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.

Popular in New York
Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?

Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night
by DsDDdA February 26, 2022
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Apple Bopper

Obscure Slang
Also Spelled "Apple Bobber"

An Adam's apple, typically but not exclusively in reference to being the giveaway that an induvial who seems female is actually male.
Will: Hey Savanna you think they will know I'm a guy?
Savanna: With that apple bopper you got there yeah. Here wear my scarf.
by Psedogod January 14, 2024
mugGet the Apple Boppermug.

Apple

Apple It's a fucking fruit what do you expect!!! It's red, green or yellow if it's purple it's a fucking plume!

The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!

So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?

Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...

Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...

You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.
Hits blunt*
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.
by Im Worthless :) June 7, 2018
mugGet the Applemug.

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