Translucent Ducks

The act of Satan arriving upon earth and taking only the worlds ducks

Hey jimmy, did you see the Translucent Ducks harvesting last week? It do be wildin'.

by realafman October 22, 2022

snuggle duck

A snuggle duck is a drunk female that can no longer walk straight and has to snuggle up to anyone and anything in her immediate surroundings just to stay up right. Snuggle ducks are usually down to fool around, however said duck will need help waddling to the room and will most likely pass out instantly.

"Woah! That snuggle duck just waddled into that wall! She must be ready to go!"

by Babyballin February 19, 2014

Duck Check

The quick ducking action taken in a puclic restroom to see if any closed stalls are occupied. Often performed to assure safeness in performing a private conversation, whistling, or loud, obnoxious singing. If a duck check proves the company of another restroom-user, silence will ensue.

Bob: Yeah, so then she told me...
Rob: Hold on let me do a duck check.
Bob: Well?
Rob: You're good. There's no one here.

by jeenee417 August 11, 2010

Duck

Used to replace the word FUCK in that "oh shit moment" when the teacher is right there

DUCK her right in the pussy

by Penuses November 27, 2014

Howard The Duck

Apparently the most powerful Marvel character in the MCU who makes brief cameo's in the Guardians of the Galaxy universe.

Some MCU fans watching Gaurdians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
MCU Fan 1: Wait! Rewind! See that duck?
MCU Fan 3: Yeah.
MCU Fan 1: That's Howard the Duck. The strongest character in the whole Marvel Canon.
MCU Fans besides MCU Fan 1: Thats fucking stupid.
MCU Fan 1: Oh yeah? Read these.
MCU Fans read comics of Howard the Duck being the strongest.
MCU Fan 4: Oh my god!
MCU Fan 2: Did that duck just wipe the floor with the Beyonder and The Man above all?!
MCU Fan 1: Told Ya.

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

duck

autocorrect for fuck

john: what the duck
sam: what
john: for ducks sake.. autocorrect

by ducknotfuck May 29, 2018

Duck walk

When the cops make you squat and walk while holding your ankles, and continuously cough for the purpose of forcing out contraband that has been hidden inside your pussy or butthole.

Cops: “Alright girls, you know the drill. 10 minutes of the duck walk. If you’re clean, you’re free to go.”

by thelittlestrawberry August 23, 2018