retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent

Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Retard

You, yourself and (enter user)

Bruhhhhh your a goddamn retard

by Shshshshshdhsgsg March 2, 2021

Retarded

Retarded: when something random happens for absolutely no fucking reason.

Joe: hey are you going to the football game tonight.
Jeff: I was fuckin this moose right then next thing you know the momma was behind me.
Joe: wtf are you talking about that shit is retarded.

by Zachary Gallagher 42069 March 3, 2021

Wholesome retardation

When someone is retarded but in a wholesome way, making it cute to someone.

To be retarded and cute at the same time

Bro my crush does stupid things sometimes like use a pen in a math test and when the teacher calls her out for using a pen in math class she says sorry very quietly and I find her wholesomely retarded ngl.
Wholesome retardation: To be retarded or lacking in an activity while being cute or wholesome while doing it.

by Electroencephalography March 17, 2021

Retarded

An insult used by smooth-brained individuals who can’t think of anything creative to say.

Dude, that’s so retarded!

by Galaxy-brained-individual March 19, 2021

Mass Retardation

Also known as the MCYT Fandom. Often caused by the lack of a father figure.
Symptoms may include: Obsessive behavior, Death threats, Pedophilia, An Aura of second-hand embarrassment, Failing grades, and the inability to make friends

Person 1 “Omg did you see (INSERT IDENTITY-LESS CONTENT CREATOR)’s stream? Skskkdkskskskdk I LOVE HIM-”
Person 2 “Please stop indulging in mass retardation and get the hell away from me.”

by tapewormstapler March 21, 2021

Retard

Not a slur.

Smart Person: You're retarded.
14 Y/o white girl: OMG OMG OPMG ABLEIST

by LordElmoTheGreat March 26, 2021