Can Baran is the coolest guy I have met in my life. He is so handsome and he is peaceful. He is also so smart and curious. If you are wondering how good he is, Harezmi found zero when he was calculating the mistakes Can did.
by clown_emoji November 22, 2021
Get the Can Baranmug. .9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025
Get the .9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.mug. All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Get the The church can save this countrymug. A versatile term that serves a dual purpose: it denotes both the modality for "ability" (as in "I can do that") and refers to a cylinder-shaped tin container used for packaging food and beverages. This duality makes "can" a handy word for both expressing capability and discussing everyday items.
by Emotional Cruiser July 21, 2025
Get the canmug. by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025
Get the Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?mug. Here comes the "Canned Fruit" of basket ball , walking down the street
You are such a "Canned Fruit"!
You are such a "Canned Fruit"!
by My dude the goose April 25, 2017
Get the Canned Fruitmug. <.7.9.7.6.>I Wish I Can Communicate With Individuals They Way They Communicate With Other Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>
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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Wish I Can Communicate With Individuals They Way They Communicate With Other Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>mug.