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Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
by mojoroberts December 24, 2016
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Post 'Jumpscare' Syndrome

Post Jumpscare Syndrome is used to describe the state of shock one enters after a 'jumpscare' (an abrupt scare which is unexpected, usually found in horror games/movies). Post Jumpscare Syndrome typically lasts for several minutes, at the most 5 minutes in total (by some accounts).
Mr. Case was playing a scary game then got jumpscared by a creepy figure, he then suffered from Post 'Jumpscare' Syndrome.
by Vintage Cardinal October 25, 2025
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Best-Performing Posts

Meaning: Posts that go viral on other niche pages similar to yours.
These picture is one of the best-performing posts as there are many likes and comments.
by James!12345 March 29, 2020
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Str8 Posted

Spencer and Justin were str8 posted at their house.
by JrT6532 April 2, 2019
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Thirst post

A post that you use to show off ur body or how u look to get people attracted to you
Did you see jennas thirst post she’s so hot!”
by Beenk-lolzz September 12, 2021
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Swing post

When someone makes a comment or post on social media to gain a bunch of attention, then edits the comment or post later to spread their intended message with popularity. Watch what you comment or like, you might be supporting something you don’t!
I made a swing post on Facebook to raise awareness of social influence.
by TheRealMrNobody January 2, 2021
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Anchovy Posting

Posting your anime waifu with the guise that it's a shitpost while flaunting around an unverifiable definition of what a shitpost is
"Why were you Anchovy Posting in #shitposting"
by anonymous November 30, 2020
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