God parent

Someone who treat the kids as there spends time with the kid and is there for the kid money wise when real parents can't or just need a little help

Jj god mama is going to buy him diapers . Lisa & Jake are jj god parents . Jake is his god dad

by Jabae moore September 25, 2015

Child of God

thirsty thots who act like they dont want dick but secretly thats all they want

girl #1: damn hes cute, i wouldnt mind giving him that sloppy toppy
girl#2 Nah, im not about that. Im a child of God

by ThotSwatGang May 27, 2019

God Dammit

What you say when you're frustrated about something. Not 'goddammit', god damn it, 'go ddammit', 'goddamn it', 'god dammit', or anything else like that, god dammit.

Jimmy: You have work tommorow, and a pay cut, and more hours.

Bobert: GOD DAMMIT!!!

by I AM Canadian! January 28, 2005

God's Favorite

To be extremely lucky or fortunate numerous times that it seems God has shown favor to you or another person over all others.

Earlier today I fucked two Asian sisters at the same time and later today I found one million in unmarked cash. I must be God's Favorite.

by God's Favorite February 28, 2010

Rock God

A bad ass rock climber that others worship. All other climbers pail in comparison to a rock god.

Chris sharma is a rock god, and so dreamy.
Adam Ondra is a rock god, but so weird looking.
Tyler Willcutt is a rock god, the son of the south.

by warnorl August 2, 2012

Lamb of God

Slayer wannabes

Lamb of God are Slayer wannabes

by SlayerRules August 2, 2009

The Hammer of the Gods

when having sex the woman is laying on her back with her legs together and straight up in the air over ther head (thus appearing like a hammer) and you continously plunge into going so deep she yells up to the gods.

Girl 1: My man did me from behind last night and it was so good that it felt like he took me to the heavens.

Girl 2: You just reached the heavens? My boyfriend did The Hammer of the Gods on me and I reached Olympus.

by buttery_nipple August 23, 2009