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by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish December 4, 2019

Jicky Muffin

My Dad, who was a very refined man, called an English Muffin a Jicky Muffin. Is that term still used in England just to be funny?

Let’s go to this new Diner and have some Jicky Muffins.

by Charlotte D. June 11, 2022

Muffin men

Men with dad bods, most of the time gay rednecks

I love muffin men

by Tinytwink69 March 21, 2023

gag-a-muffin

When a woman with a yeast infection proceeds to insert a muffin into her vagina and then has her boyfriend eat it...thus making the boyfriend gag and possible puke.

Man my bitch pulled the gag-a-muffin on me yo

by raaaaaawh July 9, 2010

knuckle muffin

Sounds like butt stuff

Girlfriend: whatcha wanna do tonight ?

Boyfriend let's do a knuckle muffin

Girlfriend: eww sounds like butt stuff .. IM IN!!!

by Ahhitzap1rate May 23, 2016

muffin busting

When you are trying to bang a chick but end up glazing her muffin pussy instead

Andy tried to bang Kim but ended up muffin busting her instead. Andy was cool with it..

by 47thumper November 9, 2019

Muffin knobs

Love handles / muffin top Excessive fat carried around the lower torso.

Oh girl. Look at them muffin knobs. Better lay off the Twinkies.

by A_cunning_linguist June 8, 2013