weiner pig

Easy, sleezy,sluts,whores, bag hoe.

All these hoe's running around calling them skanks,sluts?!! LMAO WEINER PIGS!!!! We're Surro

by Pretty Bird 1041 October 12, 2017

Blanket pig

Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.

To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.

*Joji yanks blankets from Lily*
Lily:"jeez joji, dont be such a blanket pig."

by _pa.r.is_ April 3, 2017

Peppa Pig

A really popular Tv show that a bunch of people have made edits on, like that youtuber Roscoe McGilludy i think. Peppa pig is really annoying and Mummy pig gets a full description on google.

Real Peppa Pig: Hello Mummy Pig!
Edits: Yo sister what's popping?

by CatMan3 April 26, 2021

Pigs

Fat,pink,adorable,things that roll in mud.That wait around to become bacon. Also called swines.

That Farm over there had the cutest farm animals. Especially the pigs!

by That takes the cake 🍰 February 28, 2019

pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma May 24, 2012

pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

pig hocked

A (usually a woman) that waddles when she walks (can’t move her hips). May be “bow legged” as another example.

That bitch is so pig hocked she must have been riding too many hogs

by Marina Guy May 6, 2022