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David

the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.
David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
by i.hate.guners July 6, 2019
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Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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David

The nigga who takes one look on a girl and instant gets them
Person 1:how did he get her so fast
Person 2: because his a David
by Pine3061 October 4, 2021
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David Finance

Guy: oh no I am in big trouble
Guy’s friend: WE NEED DAVID FINANCE HE CAN HELP YOU
by Davifinase June 17, 2024
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David

when someone does something that is considered infuriating to whoever is being affected
god damn dude, your so David right now!
by anonymous April 16, 2023
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The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.
“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening
by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025
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