Primate Special

When you have one primate (monkey) suck your dick, while another one is fisting your ass, then the other one has it's dick in your mouth, and you are oiled up in whipped cream, with another throwing shit at you.

Oh man, Zack got the worst Primate Special...

by DumDaddy May 12, 2025

Popey special

3 minutes of mediocre coitus before the k kicks and he hits you with “ughhhh fuck I’m too ketted for this”

Her friend: “oh how was last night with that guy?”

Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special”
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”

by ShiftySAILOR January 28, 2019

The Andover Special

When you pee inside a womans vagina, and then she places her big toe in your butt hole and you both masterbate to completion.

Michael wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with The Anover Special...a little Pee in tbe V and a big toe in the butt. - The Andover Special

by Dbusiness October 2, 2020

Shafter special

Having a potato masher and half a kitchen utensil drawer in ones rectum , while ingesting ones own tears and semen while shitting the bed.

What a Shafter special, he wasted his free hit on a load of useless bastards

by irishmonkeyslayer February 26, 2022

special ed

A retard who can't work properly and needs some help

Student- "Can I get some help?"
Teacher in corner- haha that special ed kid is such a retard!

by rdthjki876t5rdfghjuy7t6r January 2, 2023

Scarborough Special

That thing, with the fingers and the duct tape.

"Hey man, did your girlfriend give you the Scarborough Special last night?"

"yeah! You've gotta get good duct tape though otherwise it's rough."

by MixedDrink July 31, 2016

Oxnard special

When someone gets killed in a felonious act and as a reward they get their face on a t shirt and a car wash for funeral expenses

Cholo: Did you hear about lil stepz

Cholo 2: nah what happened

Cholo: stepz broke into the wrong house and got an Oxnard special

Cholo 2: R.I.P Stepz

by Nimrodthahunta March 23, 2022