While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above).
I lost my ring last night.
Word?
Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.
Word?
Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.
by Bland Milk June 5, 2011
Get the Unitas Punchmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the If You Are Wholly Sincere, I Will Punch Them Dead In The Mouthmug. I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."
by anonymous June 23, 2025
Get the Muff Punchmug. Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
Get the Phantom Donkey Punchmug. It is punch a gay day. Example if you punch a gay (someone who you think are gay) on december 12th every year they can not do anything about it.
by Daily events December 12, 2024
Get the Punch a gay daymug. by Babywithgrenades July 31, 2019
Get the Monk punchmug. Six enormous heavies in sharp suits and punch perms had come through the doors ....
'The Devil of Nanking' by Mo Hayder, page 83.
'The Devil of Nanking' by Mo Hayder, page 83.
by gorry January 13, 2014
Get the punch permmug.