fuck potato

a potato you cut a hole into and then proceed to pound the fuck out of, cum in it and then eat it
"i really want a fuck potato"
by i heart incest June 23, 2022
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goth potato

A potato that looks like an avocado with wrinkly skin; is known to have severe mental illness and unbalanced levels of serotonin output from the raphe nucleus
“We were picking potatoes and I found one with mental illness. THAT is a GOTH potato.”
— Anonymous
by Nova Xenon Boii January 07, 2018
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Young children can be very observant to the things they see, especially the screen on your phone or tablet. This is an updated modern analogy to the old saying “little pitchers have big ears” .
As I was looking over Grindr thumbnails, my young cousin looked over my shoulder and ask what I was doing. Fortunately it was just PG thumbnails. It made me very aware, and as my older cousin and I mentioned the “little pitchers have big ears” reference, we changed the reference to potatoes, because they have “eyes”. Little potatoes have big eyes. Now we are a pet of history.
by Chris Shannon dss October 07, 2023
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Snow Potato

A Snow Potato is another term for someone of Canadian descent, this term is used in a derogatory way. Also someone of the Canadian descent who goes full potato. Never go full potato.
by Realmsy May 07, 2017
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Action potato

A dick that is short yet fat
Dick: Yo, Marisa said that Ephraim has an action potato.
Tom Blue: Gross!
by Perenthia January 27, 2010
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un potato me

un potato me god danm a ah a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by joe among January 11, 2022
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scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.
" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."
by Shit guru June 27, 2017
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