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harvest porn

Videos and/or pictures revealing surprisingly large yields of vegetables (typically root vegetables or tubers) that generate a certain level of titilation when observed.
"Holy crap: look at the size of those potatoes!"
"Oh my gosh, this is SO harvest porn."
by Mickleberry May 3, 2019
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porn

"stacy was watching some gay porn last night. I kept hearing her moaning while i was trying to watch my own porn."
by officalphub May 14, 2019
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Porn

You:bro that porn was amazing
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porn

seriously?, look buddy, what do you want me to say?
its people fucking on camera!... Are you happy now?
"yeah mate, i watched some fucking good PORN last night"
"Jim why do you always do this?"
by fucked spongebob m8 May 17, 2019
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Infini-Porn

i, the porn wizard, bless you all with infini-porn! as a token of my love and adoration to my husband; the angsty timekeeper.
the infinity represents that time has no beginning and no end. the porn is self explanatory 🌚

∞🍆 is a concept describing something without any bound, or something larger than any natural being 👀 and has n o e n d. philosophers have speculated about the nature of the infini-porn, one of whom has proposed many paradoxes involving infini-porn and one who has used the idea that infini-porn, even in small quantities, leads to exhaustion. this idea is also at the basis of infinitesimal dick energy

at the end of 19th century, ur mum introduced and studied infinite positions and infinite penises, which are now an essential part of the foundation of smexy times. for example, in modern porn, a dick is viewed as h u g e, and the power of infini-porn is larger than the universe itself. it is omnipotent. it could be it’s own being. thus the concept of infini-porn refines and extends ( 🍆🍆 much like a dick) the old philosophical concept. it is used e v e r y w h e r e. even in areas you would least expect.
church (y’all are sinners) and pornhub but that’s not really a surprise. for example, 50 shades of grey uses the very existence of infini-porn as a major plot point.

the concept of infini-porn is also used in physics and the other sciences (especially biology ;3 )
by ReinaSilva May 24, 2019
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porn

The thing that you look to explode out your cum.
18+ Video.
Called as XXX
many on the internet
Let's watch some porn baby!
by Mzouzki June 18, 2019
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Lionking porn

A video in which was made by the furry community as a sick joke to ruin your childhood by showing every character in the lionkikg fuck at least one other charcter raging from gay three way to orgy party.
Dude 1: yo bro you look like shit

Dude 2: I know I was up all night

Dude 1: what the fuck happened

Dude 2: I stumbled upon some furry porn last night on pornhub that title hot furry lion fuck but instead what I got was a version of the lionking where they show every character fuck each other.

Dude 1: oh shit you found the lionking porn that video is really fucked my childhood died with it yeah that video is really unsuspecting.
by Dan the car guy August 13, 2019
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