a pig in a boat

opposite of (a pig).
When a pig is tired of being on dry land so he or she goes and gets a boat.

oh look the landlubber pig has turned, its a pig in a boat.

by urbandictionary.exe March 20, 2019

Pig It Down

Pig it down
Say you've just finished the gym in Salisbury and you're eating a subway. Someone walks past you and says PIG IT DOWN

Person: eats finishes gym and sits on a bench to eat a Subway
Person 2: *walks past* PIG IT DOWN
Person: what a cunt

by ShepTheHusky October 14, 2022

pig plucker

is a male is usually a male politician who plucks strings affixed to a pigs ass and is sadly tone deaf.

Trump is clearly the finest of many pig pluckers that America has to offer, ever.

by the musicologist May 28, 2018

Blo-pig

A very large, obese or dumpy person.

John and I went to the club, but all the girls were blo-pigs.

by Summer O' Flannigan August 9, 2008

Dopey Slamp Pig

A large intoxicated individual found at a black jack table yelling at everyone at 5 am.

A "Dopey slamp pig" ordering 6 shots of tequila at a black jack table at 5am who spills all the drinks all over the table and its participants and then laughs uncontrollably until she is escorted out of the casino. -noun

by Vgsdealer March 16, 2009

Whistle Pig

A forum hater who tries to combine two words into one to belittle a person and "gas light" others into attacking them due to partisan ideas or political bullcrap. Especially young leftist fascists.

I just had this communist "Whistle Pig" me on a Reddit forum because they thought their friends would read it and come slay me like the police, in literal fashion.

This douche just tried to "Whistle Pig" me on a post and utterly failed.

by ARsithuldore April 5, 2021

dough pig

A overweight construction worker who hits fiber optics while digging a trench with a John Deere 135 excavator.

Hey, you "dough pig" why did you just hit that fiber?

by cring the bitch October 31, 2019