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Piss, shit and/or cum

A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.
Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?

Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum

Human : thats so funny and random!

Funny: bababooey
by AndOkBuddy January 6, 2021
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Dick 'n Piss

When you are so drunk that you can not make it to the bathroom, because of some crippling circumstance, so you are forced to open your bedroom door and piss in the hallway.
John: I HAVE TO PISS
Woody: The bathroom light is out John.
John: DAMMIT.
John opens the door and sticks his dick out and proceeds to piss in the hallway
Woody: John what the hell are you doing??
John: I'M PISSING!!!
This is referred to a Dick 'n Piss
by dennisEX January 18, 2009
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Fuck Shit Piss

One of many hilarious animated videos on Ebaum's World. This video contains a lot of random shit, and is considered offensive by some.

This video is about as fucked up as Doodoocaca.
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by Dave October 16, 2004
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piss holes in the snow

Holes made in the snow, that are not attractive because you know how they were made.

Normally used to refer to a persons eyes "The morning after night before" when they have a very bad hangover, and it shows.
1. "Man what a night I had last night, I got totally pissed!"

2. "I can tell, your eyes look like piss holes in the snow."
by Dorsai December 24, 2010
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pissing Kool-Aid

Someone that drinks the Kool-Aid so often and so deeply that their urine consists mostly of Kool-Aid.
These people are pissing Kool-Aid if they think taxes are owed for services rendered by the government.
by bitcoin2cash June 10, 2011
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Waltzing Piss Ant

An obnoxious, posturing, overbearing person of the piss ant mentality.
by fonspa November 1, 2010
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Mexican Piss Water

Eh Canadian name for Corona beer.

It can be identified by its bad taste, yellow colour and low alcohol content. Often seen on hot sunny days sitting in direct sun light adding to its already rotten flavour.
eg.1 - Mike was camping up the road at Spray lakes Canmore for the weekend reached into the cooler and to his horror pulled out a Corona and screamed " Who bought Mexican Piss Water!"

eg.2 - Doug drove his friend to the liquor store to buy beer Doug's friend returned with a case of Corona, Doug turned to his friend and said "you paid money for Mexican Piss Water ?"
by Canadian Word Smith April 13, 2015
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