Internet Music

Internet Music is a loosely defined group of music from all sorts of genre that are noted to only be listened to be chronically online individuals.

Examples of artists include:

JPEGMAFIA

Ecco2k/Bladee and other Drain Gang related artists

Mitski

Semetary.

MF DOOM

And so forth.

Chronically Online Person: ''OMG!! DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MEGAZOOMER MITSKI X DRAIN GANG EP DROP????''

Person 2: ''Err...no. Sorry. Not a big internet person. Haha.....'I dont like internet music.....''

by TylerTheInventor January 27, 2023

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divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023

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Music Paleontologist

A paleontologist is a scientist who studies the history of life on Earth through the fossil RECORD. Fossils are the evidence of past life on the planet . A trace fossil is any evidence of the life activity of music that lived in the past. Beats, tracks, bars and melodies are all examples of trace fossils.

A paleontologist is a scientist who studies the history of life on Earth through the fossil RECORD. Fossils are the evidence of past life on the planet . A trace fossil is any evidence of the life activity of music that lived in the past. Beats, tracks, bars and melodies are all examples of trace fossils. There are few people that have the gift of this craft. It takes a keen ear and vision of the future to be a true music paleontologist. The only true way to the future is to unravel the past.

by misstara007 December 1, 2023

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