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No Make Up May

No girls can use makeup in the month of May

by FUHUTALKINBOUGHT November 18, 2020

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The Billy Mays

When you were having sex and a man is just about ready to finish he pulls out cums a little bit then holds his penis, and screams "wait there's more!!" And then finishes.

"omg dude last night I gave this girl the billy mays! She wasn't ready for what was coming!"

by K. Skellington November 21, 2020

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La meme de perfection, mais perdue

Is there a word, an online friend queried, for that experience of knowing the perfect meme to fit an occasion, but being unable to find it? There is now. In the vein of the word "riposte," in the spirit of "es·prit de l'es·ca·lier" (a repartee thought of too late, on the way home), we bring you "la meme de perfection, mais perdue": that moment when you know the meme you want...you just can't find the meme you want. This sentence is intended to be used as an exclamation, for emphasis.

"My friend posted the most ridiculous article about Trump the other day, but I can't find the meme I want to reply with! La meme de perfection, mais perdue!"

by CBronte November 24, 2020

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