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I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.
Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Should Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Should Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.<.7.9.7.6.>I Should Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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I have a bigger dick

If you have long legs you’ll have a big dick it’s proven by scientists and ppl with long legs and big dicks
I have a bigger dick. Then aria Because I have longer legs and your short. I have a bigger dick because I’m longer
by Hoes be mad June 29, 2022
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Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
by Gregor111 July 18, 2018
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Bounce, to have a

To drop or force something that has elastic potential, (Usually a spherical object, such as a Ball so the forces of gravity pull the object towards the earth's core. On contact with the earth's crust the elastic potential is changed into kinectic energy propelling the object back on a simular or at a opposite reflected angle. This is consided to be one bounce, but a object may bounce more than once if it has the energy sufficient to do so.
'Let's have a bounce!'

'I bet I can bounce this babybel off his head'

'Bounce, to have a or not to have a'
by Frosty Pink and the 11 warps August 13, 2008
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National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
by Yeah133 May 22, 2022
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