Happy Wheels Humor

Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.

A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!

by ballsack doodoofart June 6, 2023

Happiness

Happiness is a noun, although completely imaginary. There is no such thing as"happiness", only "lonely", "angry" and "sad". The so called "happy" people will try to convince you otherwise, but DO NOT LISTEN because they don't know shit. Happy people are idiots.

The happy person was filled with happiness

by Yoshi_idontunderstand February 13, 2021

happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.

Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...

by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017

green happiness

When one is surrounded by nature and finds the feeling of peacefulness and joy forced upon oneself and or made purely of instinct, which causes discomfort due to the emotion not being perceived as their own and or something they have less control over.

As he sat in the wilderness, he couldn't feel completely at ease, for he could not shake the feeling of green happiness.

by strawberrysmoothie July 18, 2022

Happiness Drink

a cocktail comprising volka (titos or grey goose), soda, and fresh ginger.

Hi - could I please have a happiness drink?

by Tim222 October 1, 2014

Happy Octopus

A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.

When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.

“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”

“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”

by Ghost Jones January 10, 2024

Happy

The opposite of sad.

I'm so happy Halloween is almost here!

by I'm definitely not a hacker December 3, 2018