Girlfriend - "Where are you going?""
Boyfriend - "I'm going to have coffee with a friend."
Girlfriend - "Okay, have fun."
Boyfriend - "I'm going to have coffee with a friend."
Girlfriend - "Okay, have fun."
by JGR llll September 27, 2008
Get the Coffee with a friend mug.Someone you may or may not have met who asks to be your friend or contact on a social networking site, such as Facebook. Out of social obligation, you are compelled to accept the invitation, but you end up hardly or never communicating with the person anyway.
Jim is just a courtesy friend. We went to high school together, and I vaguely remember him being a total loser. I didn't want to insult him, so I just accepted his LinkedIn invitation. I'll just silently unfriend him in a month or so, and he probably won't bother me again.
by Shiran Pasternak November 2, 2008
Get the courtesy friend mug.someone you are no longer friends with but not quite enemies enough for nemesis or frienemy to be the right word to describe them when people bring them up to you in conversation without using their name.
mutual friend: "I was just talking to your nemesis..."
you: "I prefer the term 'non friend', nemesis suggests I'm taking part in some active hate again them, when I honestly don't care anymore."
you: "I prefer the term 'non friend', nemesis suggests I'm taking part in some active hate again them, when I honestly don't care anymore."
by iareally May 29, 2015
Get the non friend mug.Supposedly, the "friend zone" is a phenomenon that occurs when a girl you like is friends with you, but will blatantly not date you, resulting in depression/irritation, as the "friend zoned" person feels obligated to date(or have sex with) the other person. Of course, to put simply, this is total bullshit. Women are not vending machines that you can put kindness coins into until dates/sex pops out. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.
Jack: Hey, you alright, Kendall?
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.
by Intelligence001 October 9, 2016
Get the Friend Zone mug.A friend at heart, but provides sexual favors in return for a loyal friendship. A lover friend knows his/her role, understanding they are indeed a step over the line of a "fuck buddy" but not anywhere near a boyfriend or girlfriend. A lover friend cannot give or receive gifts for a holiday, birthday, or any other special occasion, but is allowed to give out free sex whenever he or she pleases. Your lover friend should not have feelings for you, and if they do they are wasting their time.
by YuuliusCeasar November 23, 2017
Get the Lover Friend mug.1:I used to be good friends with Niko,but we are ex-friends now because he was talking bad about me,and he said that I suck.
2:Lorenzo was a very good friend of mine until we became ex-friends because he doesn't talk to me when I was talking to him,and he was running away from me when I was trying to hang out with him.
2:Lorenzo was a very good friend of mine until we became ex-friends because he doesn't talk to me when I was talking to him,and he was running away from me when I was trying to hang out with him.
by LL6000 May 22, 2016
Get the ex-friend mug.Dan: Yo i got a friend job from your girlfriend last night.
Conor: Thats ok i got a friend job from your mom bruh.
Conor: Thats ok i got a friend job from your mom bruh.
by Chocolate Anal Lovin69 October 23, 2011
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