couch dancing

(noun) a euphemism for having sex on a couch

“We started out with netflix and chill and then we started couch dancing shortly after”

by ballstretcher5000 October 02, 2022

the ostrich dance

The Ostrich Dance, also known as the "Sweatshirt Monster", is a video fad that involves putting one's legs through the sleeves of a hooded sweatshirt and dancing awkwardly to hip hop music.

Hey dude, that chick is totally doing the the Ostrich Dance.

by breaking benjamin November 26, 2013

Free dance

When a person dances freely or dances without rhythm.

Billy loves to free dance even without music

by Billy bob Thornton April 06, 2017

dancing

a disgusting type of physical activity that sucks

Dancing is my favorite thing to- *gets murdered*

by Braunstein November 23, 2021

dancing

wanking. jerking off. masturbating with vibrators or hands.

"Zoe said she was too busy dancing to come out to the pub and play cribbage"

by Babezzzzzzz April 11, 2010

Dancing

When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.

Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.

Mormon Jane: We could try dancing

Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.

by TooStoned2Care October 03, 2021

dancing

spastic movements of the body

stop dancing you dumbfuck

by XORILACH February 03, 2025