chris aube

Perfect in every way it's not even human. He's the kind of guy that will make ur heart melt in literally 2 seconds. He doesn't really enjoy relationships but doesn't mind being in them as long as they are stress free. He has a rocking body and is always busy with a sport but isn't particularly social. He is a softie but is tough on the outside. Never take him for granted and if he's yours, ur pretty damn lucky.

Mia:"omg ur dating Chris Aube! you better never take him for granted"

by localtrashcan May 15, 2017

Chris' Law

Chris' Law: Established in the second half of 2011 by Christopher Lake, Chris' Law states that whenever something bad or "negative" happens, it is always the fault of Jackson Carmusin. Despite Jackson being of Jewish descent, this is in no way racist what so ever. This law was most likely established or "made up" while the creator of it, Christopher, was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Despite this most likely being true, everybody follows this law. Those who choose to question the law WILL recieve an arrow to the knee, and those who give complaints about receiving said arrow, will recieve a Mike Tyson to the ear.

Example #1:
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-

Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.

Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.

by MetallicYoshi64 March 11, 2012

Chris Mcmillen

The act of stealing a girl from another man without doing so intentionally

Aye Jake, I was at the mall yesterday and this guy Chris mcmillen’ed my girl

by 0o0o0ooooo000o June 3, 2019

Chris Ramroth

Chris Ramroth

Chris Ramroth

by Trombonewithsocksoverhisjeans February 20, 2021

Chris johns

Biggest pussy every, likes to fuck sheep and any other barn yard animals. Offer can be found in a gay bar or ur local barn and is also a necrophiliac.

You chris johns

by Badass6995 June 6, 2018

Chris

Chris is a Chad. He's probably your boss at work. handsome guy too.

chris is amazing, he just taught me how to become rich

by 1plate April 17, 2023

Chris

the best person I’ve ever met in my entire life gives me pep talks when i call myself ugly the guy i want to marry and have kids with even though he has his issues he puts on a smile and is fun to be around

me: i love chris
my friend: yo stfu thats all you talk about

by og_hiwelcometochillis October 25, 2020