Cookies

A source of energy for some carbon-based life-form. It usually contains flour, sugar and some type of oil or fat. Sometimes, the carbon-based life-form so-called "grandmother" uses a method of cooking food that uses prolonged dry heat to produce cookies for their child's son and daughter.

Hey fellow mortal, do you want this energy source that contains flour and sugar that they call "cookies" that can cause "happiness" and "joy"?

by SpaceDustHunter October 24, 2017

Crap Cookie

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.

Hey, wanna give Sue Ann a crap cookie?

by Crab staggums December 8, 2019

Cookie-Cutter

A funny term to call someone who says something mean to you, meaning a cracked nut, a crack head, or a ass hole.

Boy: You slut
Girl: Shut up you Cookie-Cutter lookin ass mother fucker

by Peaches.01 January 28, 2021

Cookie fucker

A retard who loves the game "Cookie clicker" so much and also acts like a dumbfuck on the internet

"This guy is pissing me off so much! And he loves cookie clicker! He's such a cookie fucker!"

by Skull47 November 14, 2025

Black-and-white cookie

Shitting and masturbating at the same time. Don’t forget your mask.

My ex-wife is disgusting and I can’t stand her. But I was horny, so I got on top of her and gave her the black-and-white cookie.

by Art Ritis January 29, 2022

cookie syndrom

Cookie syndrom is when your head rots a little because you eat a cookie after bumping your head.

Cookie syndrom can kill people

by Nobodycares101 August 7, 2021

Cookie Clicker

An addictive idle clicker game. It could cause you to lose your mind and listen to corn-centeric music. It takes incredible feats of luck, skill, and waiting.

Guys, have you ever played Cookie Clicker? I've gotten 78% of the acheivements.

by fu**ing insane October 30, 2023