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Jake and bake

when you decide to start jakeing it and smoke weed
"dude i can't wait to jake and bake tonight"
by IMJAKEINGIT July 13, 2025
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Alaskan Salmon Bake

When you are really drunk and you and the lass have a go but instead of going to the John she holds it in all night. Baking it slowly in her juices. Then in the morning before she goes to the John you eat the fishy smelling mixture out of her and spit some in her mouth so she can enjoy it.
Yeah Sally is a bit large but Damn she knows how to do an Alaskan Salmon Bake. We got blasted and passed out and in the morning she woke me up to eat it
by Eagle80 September 3, 2025
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When you bake a cake

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
that's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake)
Cake at Stake!
Every day, I think of all the things I'll make
With my pans, my mixer and my oven tray.
Get the eggs, the flour and the butter sticks
Or get lazy and just make it with a mix.

Maybe strawberry shortcake, I'll never get bored of it,
Vanilla, and chocolate, and funfetti, oh!
Red velvet or carrot, and no matter, I swear
That it'll be the best ever to take to the show!

Every night, I think of people I'll invite
To my stage when my cake is looking just right!
Wish you could taste, I made it really good and stuff
Hope the way it looks on camera is enough.

Making pumpkin and lemon, banana, it's heaven
With some frosting or fondant or glaze or ganache.
With so many cakes, now my schedule is crazy
But I bake so impatiently 'cause I LOVE CAKE, OH MY GOSH!

When you bake a cake,
Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
That's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake, stake)
Cake at Stake! (Cake at-)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
by The Power of MY FUCKING ASS September 23, 2025
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Chicken shake ‘n Bake

When a man inserts his Johnson into a Costco chicken bake.
We’re Costco guys. Of course we always get the Chicken shake ‘n Bake.
by Kirkland Signature King December 4, 2025
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That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.
Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020
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Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out
“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else
by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022
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Wilfredo Mundo Quinones Is Mia Winters <&>AndA<&. Zoey Baker From Capcom's Resident Evil VII: Biohazard
Wilfredo Mundo Quinones Is Mia Winters <&>AndA<&. Zoey Baker From Capcom's Resident Evil VII: Biohazard
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