beat the priest

Another way to phrase masturbation

“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”

by Capt jigglebottom January 31, 2018

Beat Box

When you make music with your mouth.

Boopachicka! That how you beat box.

by A44 February 18, 2016

beat box

A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.

Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?

It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.

by dashman23 March 15, 2024

Beat A Bludger

To masturbate

"Bludger" originates from the Harry Potter Novels

This hot girl just showed me her boobs so now im gonna go and

Beat A Bludger in the bathroom

by lordvoldemort87 November 12, 2013

beat creeper

beat creeper i.e; someone who steals beats from a producer for their own use.

Damn did you hear that new track by "G*****"?

Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?

by bdubzy February 18, 2012

Tommy on the beat

When your name is Thomyass and you flaunt copious amounts of skill with making noise vibrations.

Yesterday, we were jamming so hard, it was like Tommy on the beat.

by ihjobbkjk January 25, 2019

Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day

The day is June 16th, beat them up.

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

by Anon122843 June 16, 2023