Is not quite oldie by a birth but obviously sluggish and anorgasmic blonde butch constantly consuming youth hormone since her teens who`s consequently pretending to be a teenage girl even IN her 30s despite having ugly flat body and smashed mug
by realshades January 3, 2023
Get the American Peachmug. An Asian people who have a wank.
Chinese guy: "oooh, rook at that, that guy just have an american springroll in pubric."
American guy: "oh u have such a dirty mind."
American guy: "oh u have such a dirty mind."
by kan_awesome July 15, 2015
Get the american springrollmug. An aged bad mutha who gets scarier with age. Usually covered in battle scars. Doesn't need to prove shit cause everyone already knows what they're about. Quiet but has a tendency to dish out savage and comedic burns. Fond of saying "you're showing up to that fight ten years too soon boy."
by VanDammeAmerican July 3, 2023
Get the Danny Trejo Americanmug. by Atominicc January 28, 2021
Get the American BubbleGummug. American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
Get the American footballmug. Also known as plastic cheese or asshole cheese
Brand Name: Kraft Singles
It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.
Brand Name: Kraft Singles
It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.
Friend 1: Yo bro! I made you a grilled cheese
Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this?
Friend 1: American Cheese
Friend 2: Suck my dick
Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this?
Friend 1: American Cheese
Friend 2: Suck my dick
by Marker000 August 2, 2024
Get the American Cheesemug. by Fellow ukie 9 year old April 21, 2024
Get the Delton Americanmug.