Floor Tom

As a verb: The act of a male “mansplaining” something about drums to a female drummer.

As a noun: A male who “mansplains” something about drums to a female drummer.
“You won’t believe it. I was at the music store trying out drums and a random guy floor tommed me!”

“Yeah, some floor Tom did that to me before a show when I was setting up my drums on stage!”
by Floor Tom February 26, 2024
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Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.
"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"
by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014
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Tijuana Tom

When a white skinned person from another country can't vote in the United States but tries to influence American politics.
Man 1: don't listen to Jason's political rhetoric
Man 2: why not?
Man 1: he's a Tijuana Tom
by Dirty Chaos August 01, 2017
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Tom Girardi

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home
Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

Tom Girardi
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tom cohen

an absolute faggot dickhead who likes penis in every hole in his body.
dude that guy is such a tom cohen
by Papa Pulsford November 14, 2016
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TOM FRY

A sex god with a huge cock.

also a skinny queen
oi oi that fellas a huge TOM FRY
by cockzilla loves penis May 06, 2021
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tom lunn

he is tom lunn yeno
by heskyshungryy July 08, 2021
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