happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023

Happy mint

Happy mint is a person that skrapes up gum from sidewalks, under tables, or any other gum thats previousley been chewed, to have the plesure of colecting or chewing it them selves.

"damn, you know that thot i met up with the other day, man it was a total turn on when i realized she was chewing gum that she found under my desk, shes a total happy mint dude"

by £xpensive February 12, 2019

happy

sad

i am so happy i am sobbing

by anonymous January 18, 2023

happy creeper gaming

A living meme who plays Minecraft 24/7 and will probably play it when he is 80 years old

You are a "happy creeper gaming". "NO, how dare you call me that!!"

by Just Goofn` off April 19, 2018

slap happy

Slap happy describes a guy who likes to jerk off A LOT - as in more than what is considered normal or healthy.

Dave: "Have you seen Bill around?" Bob, "No, I haven't seen Bill around in a long while - I heard he likes to stay in and slap his slap-stick around all day - I'm afraid he's gone slap happy!"

by flippedwaffle June 7, 2022

Happy Day

On Happy Day (April 7) you will have to be happy towards every one!!

Girl: Hi!!
Boy: Why are you so happy today??
Girl: It's Happy Day today!!

by PoopyMcNooty April 7, 2020

Happy Joe's

an American pizza parlor chain based in Bettendorf, Iowa.

In 2022, Happy Joe's has declared an intent over 10 years to open at least 25 locations across the Middle East and North Africa, including in Bahrain, Egypt, Jordan, Kuwait, Morocco, Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the U.A.E.

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023