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30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.
Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
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Star Wars

A franchise that tells stories about various terrorists teaming up with a cult of space wizards who go up against their galaxy spanning government, where the entire fan base argues with each other about retarded opinions that make no sense and some fans who send death threats to people who like a different movie than them.
"Hello There" - Jesus Christ (19BBY)

Star Wars
by A heterosexual Caucasian male September 16, 2020
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There is no war in Ba Sing Se

There is no war in Ba Sing Se. Except, there is. The phrase originates from the American anime Avatar, in which Ba Sing Se is secretly taken over by the Fire Nation. As propaganda, guides are brainwashed into saying, "There is no war in Ba Sing Se" whenever questioned about a possible war.

It is used in real life to satirize and joke about propaganda.
"Russia is not at war with Ukraine, as there is no war in Ba Sing Se."
"The economy in the US is fine, there is no war in Ba Sing Se"
by iMakeMehThings March 11, 2024
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Tug uh war

When you grab someone's penis and they grab yours. Take turns backing away one step at a time. First one to orgasm loses.
"Hey Caleb, wanna tug uh war?"

"Yea, I bet you'll lose"
by Kaleb & Jayden December 13, 2023
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War Thunder

Pure Agony. The grinding makes me want to kill myself.
War thunder is an agonizing game
by braindamagedperson January 31, 2023
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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Star wars mom

A mom who is as attached to starwars as kids are to games and one goes by the name Vikki.
by Childish weirdo 34 February 12, 2021
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