When a full grown man tries to cocksmack a woman but his penis is so small it feels like a wet piece of wrigley gum is smacking her in the face, hence the name - Wet Wrigley Gum.
by BTNJ May 07, 2006
After intercourse, a man defecates on the woman's vagina, in an extremely wet and loud manner.
Also the name of a particularly gross food at a michigan restaurant that slutty douchebag waitresses try to serve you
Also the name of a particularly gross food at a michigan restaurant that slutty douchebag waitresses try to serve you
I ate laxatives for breakfast, so when i was done, i gave her a crazy-ass super wet burrito....which brings me to this. When did i eat corn?
"The super wet burrito is really tasty, i'd recommend it!"
-douchebag waitress
"The super wet burrito is really tasty, i'd recommend it!"
-douchebag waitress
by billiard penis 5 August 20, 2007
inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone's ear. Step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone's ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear
Eric was sitting there talking about llamas when snuck up and gave him a safe wet-willy in one ear. While he was contemplating the spermacide in his left ear, I got his right.
by Nikki-Rae December 06, 2005
Your mom wet is a phrase used as an insult against someone, by referring to the wetness of their mom's pussy.
The phrase is a creative way to say "I fucked your mom".
The phrase is a creative way to say "I fucked your mom".
by Kivikallo August 30, 2021
by mz.denise August 17, 2010
person1 - i drunk 18 pints last nite n ended up shaggin jordan
person 2 - hush ya lip, man a chat wet
person 2 - hush ya lip, man a chat wet
by Jackadee October 19, 2006
During unprotected anal sex, right before the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and puts his wang into the woman's ear.
".......what?"
by Velvet September 27, 2003