really blows

When something sucks or it is boring; not interesting; not holding your attention
Or when something surprises you; shocks you; amazes you; too good to be true; unbelievable
"Man, this party really blows. Let's get out of here."
" Oh my gosh, this movie really blows. We should've went to see something else, man."

"You really blow my mind every time you explain something."
"It really blows my mind how she can stay with him, even though he's beating on her."
by DWay05 August 25, 2017
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Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.
Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season
by Holidays4men August 21, 2024
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Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.
Hey boys - My wife started decorating for fall. It's BLOW JOB SEASON!!!
by Holidays4men August 20, 2024
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Blow-Goodie

Another name for Blowjob, said to submissive males. Usually said in Florida
"C'mon sweetie. If you do good, I'll give you a blow-goodie~"
by UprisingScrub September 05, 2022
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Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.
We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!
by Spiderwilliams March 02, 2022
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CORN CHIP BLOW JOB

A CORN CHIP BLOW BLOW JOB IS THE ACT OF EATING SOME CORN CHIPS AND CHEWING BUT NOT SWALLOWING,

THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.
MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND STINGS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A CORN CHIP BLOW JOB LAST NIGHT.
by MuddyBottoms August 30, 2021
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skinny blow

Background: A type of fart
I experienced this while driving. I was wearing tight skinny jeans, strapped in securely by the lap belt on the firm seat of my jeep when I had to pass gas.

Skinny Blow may be experienced by a female if she is wearing very tight skinny jeans and releases a fart. The gas will blow the pussy. The bigger the fart the harder the blow. May also be accompanied by a squeak.
My stomach is so gassy from that big meal! I just felt a skinny blow.
by White Renegade December 10, 2015
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