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Tea

When used in this context you mean a poison drink. Essentially any food or drink item can be used in this way, but the concept of poisoning tea, typically in a tea kettle is the most known method.
If Julian Assange helped Russia by publishing illegally obtained information and Putin gets his way Assange will be having "Tea" time soon.
by The Word Horse April 12, 2019
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chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)
me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.
by ahlaaron April 14, 2019
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What the tea?

Similar to “What the chile?”, this gag-worthy statement is simply asking about gossip.

What the tea can also be a replacement for “what the fuck?”
Person A: shut yo mouth, that’s why yo baby daddy left you and yo child.

Person B: oooh what the tea? 😭
by Bakesbykay June 2, 2025
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TEA

some spicy dramaaa. NORMIES often use this to say “oh would you like some tea” , but the NON NORMIES say “ oooooo amelie do you have some tea to spill” meaning they are asking to be let into all the gossip !
amelie do you have any tea to spill

“ONG TEAAAAA”
by teatimeladyz November 21, 2018
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Tea

Tea is NOT just a beverage. Tea is gossip and drama usually spilt by a few people like tea dealers there’s mostly one sometimes. But tea does go around in friendships.
Me to someone who wants tea: I heard that yesterday Becky was out for getting lip fillers

Person who wants tea: wow that’s some tea

Me to my friend,Ashley ( made up): ooo you got any tea I need tea
Ashley ( again made up): yep
Me: yay! Spill the tea all of it please! I might have some too.

Ashley: ok I heard that Gabby ( made up) called your man ugly and gay.

Me: THAT BITCH. Ashley that’s some tea thanks for telling me.

Ashley: what’s the tea?
Me: oh my boyfriend you know ,Kyle ( MADE UP AGAIN) said i love you

Ashley: awww that’s some cute tea.

( disclaimer:ALL THE NAMES I USED ARE MADE UP I DONT KNOW PEOPLE WITH THESE NAMES ITS MADE UP AGAIN I REPEAT THE NAMES ARE MADE UP)
by Thatgirl05 October 6, 2019
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Tea

by idkiwantakidicanthave March 15, 2019
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tea drought

when your friend group is lacking tea
"yo nothing is interesting anymore"

"ikr, it's such a tea drought"
by phantomgirll November 16, 2019
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