banana bonanza

In the quiet corner of a small village, nestled beneath the shade of an ancient tree, lay the remnants of a forgotten dream—a banana plantation once vibrant with life and promise, now reduced to ruins. Each fallen tree, once laden with the golden fruit of hope, now whispered tales of hardship and loss. The once bustling farm, a symbol of prosperity, now stood as a silent testament to the relentless march of time and the fragility of human endeavor. As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows upon the abandoned fields, the sorrowful echoes of what once was lingered in the air, leaving the reader to ponder the fleeting nature of dreams and the bitter taste of unfulfilled potential.

Master: GET BACK TO WORK YOU BLACK MONKEY
Me: banana bonanza
Him:CRIES

by Meme Zee follower May 6, 2024

Banana Pegshake

When a dominant woman puts a banana in her boyfriend's ass, pours milk on him and then demands him to twerk.

Girl 1: Me and my boyfriend felt like our sex life was getting dull so we tried the Banana Pegshake in bed.

Girl 2: Oh lucky! My boyfriend wont let me get near his ass.

by anonymous October 29, 2020

absolute bananas

a moment when a person goes borderline insane and is overreacting and screaming and all that.

"dude, why is your room so messy?"
"i went absolute bananas when i saw my exam grade yesterday."

by sigmeow April 3, 2024

Banana

You are a fucking retard for looking this up. Bananas are for eating not pleasure.

CLARE HOW COULD YOU!!! I was going to eat the banana for desert.

by Fuckherrightinthepussy6969 January 11, 2017

ROAST BANANA

1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.

Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana

by Louonions May 9, 2022

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

Stephen banana

Stephens with a ‘PH’ always love a good suck of a banana.Not only dose he love eating banana but loves to show off his skills to his friends.

That guy over there is really giving it a “Stephen banana”

by Stephen banana April 14, 2021