Banana Queen

The biggest banana in a group of bananas.
I picked the banana queen out of the group of bananas.
by A fan of anix October 16, 2020
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banana bib

The lord of the universe, lover of John Pullen, married to a fat dog and eats children on the daily for his local supply of nutrients
I Love Banana Bib, he’s such a lad
by OfficialBibslam September 06, 2020
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The Dirty Banana Split

Where the guy deep throats your dildo while you put cherries up his ass and fuck him with a frozen banana. Later he will take a shit seeing the cherries and banana.
He saw the after math in the toilet from the dirty banana split.
by dixandducks3151 June 22, 2021
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Fudge Banana

A sex move involving two or more individuals where one of them proceeds to cut off the tip of a banana and sexually glide it into their ass while squeezing it from the peel. Then the banana will be will be shat out from the anus into the the expectantly awaiting persons gaped mouth thus creating the fudge banana.
Ah man, my girl kept begging me to give her that fudge banana all night last night.
by MegaBitchMillions April 28, 2019
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Banana buns

When your...Nevermind im just an idiot.
WHY AM I STILL HERE
Tim: Look at Charlie's banana buns
by ILoveDuckTales May 23, 2020
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Banana Flake

A banana flake is a pitiful person that swears incessantly.

Derivation: Banana flakes are used as a safe and cost-effective treatment for diarrhea in critically ill tube-fed patients. When someone swears incessantly, he or she is known as having diarrhea of the mouth.
That pathetic banana flake sits on her porch all day long yelling obscenities at the kids playing in the street.
by InalienableRights June 10, 2011
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The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.
It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.
by MenoDrive September 13, 2024
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