ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.

(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!

by failureislikely January 24, 2018

Star Blunkie

A Blunkie of the stars, from Bro-hio.

Originally meant to be fraternity pledge categories. Also another phrase describing small people or dwarves

Would you rather be a moon cricket, a star Blunkie or a sea brownie?

by Sandthrower January 28, 2018

Gold star

When you paint your hand gold and stick it in an arse hole

Today zac got on my nerves and I wanted to give him a gold star

by Grim sleeper January 31, 2018

odds from the stars

When someone becomes more lucky after wishing upon a star.

Person A: Dear cosmos, if you can hear me, let me get a promotion!
Person B: Yeah, like that would work.
Person C: Person A, you're getting a promotion!
Person A: Nice! See, Person B? Thanks to the odds from the stars, I got what I wanted!

by ChameleonDragon February 10, 2018

Fingering the Death Star

Finger fucking an Aids infected asshole with a seeping open wound on your finger

Ryan was fingering the Death Star last night, who knows how long till hes dying

by SanjeCollins May 6, 2018

Lone Star

A Kiss Rock Band member Paul Stanley, who has a "lone star" designed on his right eye.

Hey dude, who's you fav Kiss member?
The lone star, for sure! his voice is incredible.

by WASPish girl January 17, 2017

Rock Star

1) A person with a massive ego who mistreats and then mocks the people around him. This insult originated in Southern California, but is not reserved for musicians.

2) A crack addict with an ego problem.

That guy is such a rock star; he broke up with his lover by late-night text and then called her a stalker when she called him the next day.

That lady is a total rock star; she thinks she's a celebrity because she works at the food buffet at a 5 star hotel.

Every crack addict is a rock star.

by bundt August 20, 2012