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Straight nonsense

When straight people make fr no sense like how? why are they so...ugh?
Person 1: GAY IS A CHOICE!
person 2: When did you choose heterosexuality?
Person 1:I didnt.
Person 2: Neither did the gay person
Person 1: Yeah they did!
Person 2 : Straight nonsense....Ugh bye..
by AshCantFocus January 8, 2022
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Straight

A guy who is Hetersexual.
"Yo man wanna go buy clothes?"
"No dude, I'm straight."
by LauraHailSatan December 21, 2017
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Straight RIPs

To pursue an idea, goal, or a dream of yours even if the odds are against you. Pushing through any doubts, concerns, and worries. Taking no bullshit from yourself and from others. Can be written as str8 rips to.

The first straight rip will always the be hardest to do, but eventually the hits get cleaner and you enter a zone state.

Related terms: based, yolo, rip
"The probability of me getting this job is little to none, but I'm going to do a straight rip and apply anyways"

"I have an idea to open up a cafe no idea of where to start. Just gonna start straight RIPs for it."

"Have you seen Dan lately? Last I heard he was str8 ripping on a business he was building"
by Poggz September 17, 2022
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Super Straight

A subspecies of the newly discovered "Complete Jackass" creature. They are extremely transphobic and homophobic towards every other living creature besides themselves. A few notable behaviors that indicates that a Super Straight believes you are part of the LGBTQ+ community and do not like you are them ignoring you, being hostile towards you, pretending to be injured and calling other Complete Jackasses over, and rarely attempting to initiate a physical fight. Though they are somehow capable of speaking human languages and understanding human languages, they are unable to solve the most basic puzzles and complete the most basic non-survival related tasks. A group of Super Straights, or just Complete Jackasses in general, is known as a Complaint.
Zoo Tour Guide: And here, we have the Complete Jackasses.
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..
by abnormaldude July 5, 2024
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straight

i am straight
by reesewithoutherfork April 15, 2022
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straight mojo

Straight Mojo is a synthetic weed you can buy in Holland. This is the best weed to smoke because it gives you the best high you will reach through weed.
by Mr. Sleepeye October 10, 2022
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Straight

1. heterosexual

2. used to describe a person who does not participate in "dangerous" activity such as drugs, alchohol, sex or criminal activity. A good girl/guy.

3. to tell it straight - to tell the truth

4. see straight up
5. not gay
6. Literally Filip Taranek
Even the straightest of the straight are gay compared to Filip Taranek
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