Riding Western

When giving a handjob and you turn your fist to face the other direction.

He didn't like the way I was cranking his hog because he said I was too fancy. So, I switched it around and had him riding western.

by anonymous April 28, 2025

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Peloton ride

A sexual or intimate partner that’s way too much into Peloton.

Her boyfriend is quite a Peloton ride.

by FRANKLIN🙂 March 4, 2023

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Ride to the train station

Killing and disposing of your enemy, where no one will find the body.

Hey, give this guy a ride to the train station.

If you don’t do as I say, you’ll get a ride to the train station.

by Shawnny December 10, 2023

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Riding Paintball

Riding in the back of a car.

Guy 1: Were all out seats, looks like your riding paintball.
Guy 2: Damn it.

by Gray. February 4, 2010

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The act of riding on the lap of a lady, typically side saddle or straddling, kissing & cuddling her while she performs & or enjoys certain acts . I.E urinating, defecating, receiving sexual stimulation etcetera. The Reykjavik ride along gets its name from when Viking shield maidens took a shining to some of their captives & wished to keep them close at all times, due to their physical strength they could easily handle a full grown Anglo Saxon sat astride them while they undertook a myriad of sexual & or lavatory activities.

When I walked the vicars wide home last night, she invited me in for a Reykjavic ride along. I spent the whole evening sat astride her, on her lap while she used the vicar as her own personal toilet. She is a very accommodating host.

by Filth incarnate March 31, 2024

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