Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 16, 2009
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Slap-punch

A combination of a slap and a punch.
To vigorously slap a person on the face with a fist.
by Scar_t December 31, 2018
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Clove Punch

When you purchase a large unpeeled clove of garlic for the specific purpose of inserting it into your anus to rebuild your tolerance of garlic. This process is best preformed by a partner. The proper steps are outlined below:
1. Purchase clove of garlic

2. Bend over and present the target
3. Your partner will now position the garlic over the anus and execute a literal falcon punch against the garlic clove driving it into your anus
4. It is recommend to now sitdown and let it sauté
"Hey dude, i cant eat garlic anymore. Can you clove punch me, i need to get this sorted"
by riffraffbullshit May 22, 2021
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hunch and punch

Verb
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.
"C'mon Fido. You gonna hunch and punch or what?"
by Nards Eubanks September 19, 2024
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punch the pacman

When Buzz Aldrin landed on the moon, he was so excited he had to punch the Pacman.
by Pacmanpuncher March 26, 2014
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mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.
Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.
by Bobby Applesauce July 18, 2017
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Munchin Punch

When you go down on a girl while she is on her period.
Guy 1: “Dude, I went down on this check last night, but when she turned on the lights, my face was covered in red!”

Guy 2: “ Ya man, you were munchin punch!”
by Jew_Bagel May 15, 2021
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