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One-eyed 

The act of stealing any construction related items including tools.
somebody one-eyed my $400 hammer drill while still in its original box.
One-eyed by Harry J. Hahr January 12, 2018

one crunchy boy 

One crunchy boy is a meme, and the ”One crunchy boy” is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.
WHO WOULD WIN? PLEB WITH 10+ EXPERIENCE AND £60,000 IN DEBT VS ONE CRUNCHY BOY
one crunchy boy by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018

one-two punch 

A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.

Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.
Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.
one-two punch by Anis Payne May 22, 2018

one eyed dolphin 

When you are fucking a girl from behind and you shove your thumb in her ass and she turn her head and makes a noise like a dolphin saying , “ nuh uh, nuh uh” in disapproval of having a thumb shoved her ass.
I was fucking this back page girl from behind the other day I shoved my thumb in her ass and she gave me the one eyed dolphin.

One nut wonder 

One nut wonder just passed by us.
(Aidon Smith)

One Week Nighter 

When you smash a girl for one entire week every night,but then dump her the following week
Xavier: Would you have a one nighter with Tasha?
Adam: Nah, I'm finna have a one week nighter with her.