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'Beat Cynwalker Day' occurs on January 26th. You are able to, on this day, subject "Cynwalker" to any kind of bodily harm you desire without legal troubles or apparent motive. Have fun, and release your frustration about Murder Drones EP7 in a constructive and healthy way instead of finding other unhealthy coping mechanisms. 'Beat Cynwalker Day' is on its way to become a national holiday worldwide.
Rave: Grrr grrr I hate Cynwalker so much, I wish today was Beat Cynwalker/Cyssa/Tescyn Day.
desk: Bro, today IS Beat Cynwalker Day.
Rave: OH HELL YEAH
by deskspaced June 30, 2024
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Beat up Declan Day

Everyday is Beat up Declan Day, it is where Declan has no freedom and is beaten up, he CANNOT fight back. This is 100% true and I didn't make this up I promis
oh boy today is Beat up Declan Day! He's not safe anywhere!
by BobTheStickman420 November 25, 2022
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Beat

So I was ‘beating’ my wife the other day...
She came back to mine but she didn’t let me ‘beat’.
by Beer Rap and Banter Podcast January 17, 2018
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beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
mugGet the beat meat to itmug.

Eat Beat Sleep

The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.
Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.
by AlxNvrmnd January 4, 2024
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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
mugGet the Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never foughtmug.

beat a frog day

i am going to participate in beat a frog day
by france hater May 4, 2022
mugGet the beat a frog daymug.

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