Joe Rogan

Dude, order us some Joe Rogans.
by JayDavenport June 14, 2010
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joe montana

when you stick your fingers in one's ass and then wipe under the eyes like a football player
by roachjuice August 14, 2006
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Joe Biden

A rotting, dementia ridden carcass. A washed up political hack and embarrassment to the United States and the human race. Consistent record of plagiarizing other politicians. Racist, who said black and Hispanic people don’t know how to use the internet. Bought and paid for by the CCP and the Silicon Valley Cartel. Support of the radical leftists Blue Anon conspiracies.

Commonly referred to as grandpa earpiece.
Joe Biden is a babbling fool, who is wheeled out from time to time to write his name on a piece of paper. He has no clue what he’s signing.
by Godblessdjt March 08, 2021
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Joe Blow

Term for a slightly less-than-average person only accepted by his peers because he/she boosts their self-esteem due to their ignorance or lack of intelligence. Also begs others to the extremities of their nerves for money/materials. Can be used as a nick-name or noun/pronoun.
Joe:hey Jackson, got any money i spent all mine on gummy bears & weed.

Jackson:(speaking to Walt). Gosh he really makes me mad hes such a Jew.

Walt: Yea he's such a Joe Blow.
by Its Hunter B February 24, 2009
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Joe-Head

(noun, singular): The person you should always come to when he calls you; an irresistible Joe who also wants YOU
Heather came home one day and Joe said, Come to Joe-Head, and Heather came. (Variant phrasings might include "come to the head of Joe")
by Joe-Head March 04, 2006
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joe laz

named after famous naugatuck citizen joe laz. To drink so much booze in a short time that your blackout lasts over 12 hours.
guy 1 "So I totally pulled a joe laz last night."
guy 2 "Good god how much you drink?"

guy 1 "It got blurry after carbomb number 9"
by juan pablo jocha February 28, 2010
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