When a colleague from work phones you hammered all the time, usually from copious amounts of wine or beer, and there’s no escape!
Jesus Christ man last night I got a Mary Call went on for hours, talking utter shite, friend: yeah me too. The Mary tends to have no recollection of having done this and will no doubt do it again.
by Unknown1978 April 15, 2020
Get the Mary Callmug. Marie's tend to be wonderful girls! If you've got one hold on tight! Marie's are also extremely fun, caring, intelligent, VERY funny, beautiful, and make the best friends and girlfriends ever! Advice: never compare your body to Marie's.....because she will ALWAYS win! They are the epitome of classyness and leaves every woman jealous of her lookMarie's are always 2 steps ahead of their man and due to her cofidence and beauty, Marie is ALWAYS wearing the pants in the relationship.
by M.A.R.I.E January 6, 2018
Get the Mariemug. Mary is a very beautiful and smart attorney, she has a smile that will melt your heart away. Mary is a very strong woman that is not afraid to kick anyones ass.
Mary who loves heals.
Mary who loves heals.
by notyouremomma October 6, 2023
Get the Marymug. Nurse: she is ready to go to bed.
Mother: has she washed her mary-jane?
Nurse: yes her girl parts are clean.
Mother: has she washed her mary-jane?
Nurse: yes her girl parts are clean.
by EmmaJ4everxx April 22, 2018
Get the mary-janemug. by Mo$ May 25, 2013
Get the Dirty Marie Goteemug. 
mari is easily the best thing that has ever happened to me. she has brought this certain happiness back into my life that i didn’t know i was missing. everything about her is perfect in my eyes, even if “perfect” doesn’t exist it does with her. her personality, her face, her smile, her teeth, the way she laughs, the way her eyes speak more than any other expression on her face. i can always tell how she feels or what she’s thinking by her eyes, i think it’s so pretty for someone to be able to express feelings through their eyes. i could go on and on about every little thing about this girl, she’d find it annoying or would think i’m bull shitting that’s why i’m saying it here and not directly to her. she will never understand how much she means to me but i guess it’s not for her to understand because i know how much she does. her favorite color is gray and her favorite animal is a turtle, she’s actually obsessed with them to be honest, but in a few years i’ll have her all the turtles she wants (hopefully when we will be living with eachother). she also loves paydays the candy bar, i think they’re so gross but she likes them. enough of that sobby stuff let’s talk about that big ahh forehead she has (where she’s gonna tat my name) and ig i’ll tat her name on my fatass head too, but yeah i feel like i’m typing way too much so i’ll wrap it up here. 1/365 letters.
by NoNameBB May 29, 2024
Get the marimug.