Muffin Butting

Muffin Butting is the act of inserting a muffin into ones rectum before expelling it through a bowel movement.

I spent yesterday Muffin Butting and have been clearing crumbs out of my ass for hours.

by Forth3k4de October 12, 2016

Tuddle Muffin

The ultimate cuddle buddy. Simply put, there’s nobody better.

Get you’re own tuddle muffin, he’s mine!!

by Leriks1296 May 8, 2018

nut muffin

A cinnamin bun that has alot of icing on top to wear to wear it almost resembles nut.

My friend was putting the icing on the cinnamin buns and he made them all look like nut muffins!

Sometimes at lunch when I get a sweet-tooth and im hungry all I crave is a nut muffin

by chaz ford May 2, 2007

Muffin Top

When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.

“Damn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hot”

by Stankman February 24, 2020

patagonia muffin

When you try to create an argument but fall flat on your face

Damn, man that debate was a real patagonia muffin

by owsky123 September 30, 2016

Stud Muffin

an homo attractive male who couldn't give a F**CK about hetero norms of attraction.

Oh look, there goes Guy, a real stud muffin... he's Joel's new boyfriend!!!

by auntiechristus January 28, 2018

Sniggle Muffin

The common mistake for a facebook name including Snuggie Bear.

Hey, Sniggle Muffin, whats up?"... "Whats a Sniggle Muffin?

by NotNoahAtALL June 19, 2011