crapper john

a slang word to use when to refering to anger

crapper john i wet my pants!

by aria vahdani April 6, 2003

John Kerry

The only man that could ever make me glad Bush won.

Bush may be a total dipshit but John Kerry is a pussy fucktard.

by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

john kerry

A limousine liberal pollutocrat who wanted to tax YOUR pants off to pay for socialist medicine and free abortions for all soccer moms.

A liberal twit who shoots geese to show he's really a good ol boy at heart. He wants to take away YOUR gun, but not the crips' guns.

A pantywaist who wants all prancing poofters to get married. Then maybe all the little doggies and kitties can get married too. And the horsey set people can marry their horses.

John Kerry is a mush wimp liberal who wants YOUR wallet.

by Cap'n Bullmoose August 18, 2006

john ross

A large cornfed redneck who takes his job as a pipeliner way to serious. A John Ross is strong enough to hold his own in a fight and ugly enough to crack even the highest quality mirror

Hey Did the inspector comment on that John Ross weld it looked like melted butter

by countrytex84 October 15, 2015

Future John

a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack

The Future John will suck dick for coke.

by B Holtz February 8, 2005

John Hancock

When a male ejaculates on a female's body spelling out his name in the process

Rich John Hancocked his girlfriend Becky in the coat room last night

by Jackalope Joe August 31, 2007

John the Baptist

A gay or young looking gay man.

Look at that fucking John the Baptists, lets get him!

by Kamix March 7, 2005