Jake

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Did you see how short Jake is? Looks like an Oompa Loompa that one

by Edgelord69420 January 18, 2022

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Jake le

Sexy Asian kid that makes girls wetter then niagra falls

Jake Le is making all the girls over there so wet

by Orrange_ January 19, 2022

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Jake Paul

The loser of the internet with millions of 8-year old's watching him. Another word for "the scum on your shoe" or "the reason murder isn't legal but should be for certain people."

Person 1: Look, there's ______!
Person 2: I hate him, he acts like a Jake Paul.

by Jaylamazing1 January 19, 2022

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A tall, 6'3" man, with a nice girl that is very nice <3
He is very cool and will break down in the middle of a religion class if you say mean things
He will start to shake everytime he says something nice to a girl that he's never said before. Treat him well.

Jake is so cool!

by jhpatterson08 May 17, 2022

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Jake

The typical high school jock who goes around the school getting girls and cheating on them. An extremely hot athletic guy who mostly hangs out with his other Jake friends.

Girl 1: That Jake guy is so hooottt!!
Girl 2: I used to date him, but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: But I'm unable to resist him though!
Girl 2: He may be charming but he will break your heart for another hotter girl.

by the omnilord2495 May 21, 2022

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Jake Makarski

A current teenager born in October whose gigga chad likeness has earned him the respect of Shrek and other important people like the sussy imposter from amoomg us.

Jake Makarski is kinda a hottie ngl

by Random things w/ dumb blondie May 24, 2022

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