(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018
Get the two o'clock sockmug. by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024
Get the Its like putting socks on an octopusmug. "Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
by frogofthunder June 18, 2022
Get the slinky sockmug. romantically mismatched
-hey, did you sarah and Sarah are dating now?
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible
-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.
-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible
-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.
-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.
by bean69! December 26, 2023
Get the nino's socksmug. Friend 1: thaw reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while
Friend 2: thats soo sock through the pant leg
Friend 3: preesh
Friend 2: thats soo sock through the pant leg
Friend 3: preesh
by anonymous December 11, 2021
Get the Sock through the pant legmug. also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.
Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.
by expo nation March 4, 2024
Get the Buddy Socksmug. A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
by Seth Coker April 22, 2023
Get the Vigilante Sock Puppetmug.