Witches Dip is when your so desperate for a shit at a festival you use a thunder box and the pile of turd is so high in the pan, that when you sit down you accidentally dip your bell end in to the pile shit !!!
In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip
by Glassa2022 July 8, 2022
Get the Witches Dipmug. When you join more than one voice call/channel on any social media platform (i.e. Discord) at one time to talk to two groups of people simultaneously. This is usually done on Discord by joining voice channels with the same account on two different devices.
Usually performed by people suffering from FOMO (fear of missing out) to avoid missing conversations they perceive as important to progress themselves sufficiently on the social hierarchy.
Usually performed by people suffering from FOMO (fear of missing out) to avoid missing conversations they perceive as important to progress themselves sufficiently on the social hierarchy.
"Hey! Are you double-dipping on me? I can hear you talking to that chick Marissa on the other call y'know!"
by HentaiGrill May 2, 2022
Get the double-dippingmug. Oh man I’ve just had a shit and my dick touched the toilet “ ...... “ you have just been schlong dipped
by The jackamoe’s February 24, 2021
Get the Schlong dipmug. When you flush the toilet and sit down to shit and realize it’s clogged and your balls are wet.
Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.
Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.
I woke up and had a growler a brewing I went to shit flushed in the dark and sat down to lay some coil snap….
Harry ball dip.
Harry ball dip.
by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021
Get the Harry ball dip.mug. double dip is when someone dips something into something like a tortilla chip into cheese or salsa, and they bite off it, and stick the part they bit off back into the public dip. leaving their saliva in the dip instead of eating the whole thing and getting a new chip or whatever is being dipped. can cause hiv or aids or any other std or sti.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022
Get the double dipmug. When someone says something very fucking retarded, and then they get the sudden feeling that they were being retarded.
BEN: That was a very fucking stupid thing to say, you sounded like an arsehole.
RILEY: I know, I realize that now. I got dip shocked after i said it.
RILEY: I know, I realize that now. I got dip shocked after i said it.
by 700-FILL September 21, 2014
Get the dip shockedmug. A spinach dip is when you mix spinach with cum in a bowl and then the other (or yourself) then takes the bowl and dips a chip in it and eats it
by Bid dick dill November 28, 2020
Get the Spinach dipmug.