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Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.
Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.
by Ginergey247 May 1, 2011
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blowed on

"Keth got blowed on so hard today mayne! And he couldnt even blow back!"
by Jazzie. March 6, 2008
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Blow your load and go

I blew my load on her head and ran. You mean you blow your load and go?
by Hshaushddb March 2, 2020
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Under cover blow

When you get oral sex under covers on a piece of furniture such as a bed, couch chair , with your partner/ spouse next to you asleep
Dude it’s such a thrill to get under cover blows. I don’t have to worry about her waking from noise as she sleeps heavy.
by Onlyme4you December 29, 2024
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Go blow

Slang phrase meaning to "go blow yourself." Alt phrase, "Go f*** yourself."
Go blow!
by Swamimain January 24, 2021
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blow-bye

Da "inefficient" and "resource-wasting" female-on-male equivalent of da classic "wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am" male-on-female "casual quickie"; it involves da gal's merely getting da guy off with her mouth and then unceremoniously leaving, rather than staying around "after da fun is over" to share conversation and see if maybe a long-term romance might be possible.
I suppose dat "non-romantic" fellatio might indeed have its place on certain occasions (like if a cash-strapped gal needs to "purchase" a guy's one-time emergency-assistance), but dat's definitely not for me... I always make sure to get to know a chick at least a little bit and see if we :"click" before I ask her for oral sex, so dat hopefully there will be more "action" between us than just a blow-bye.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
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Blow Hawk

A blow hawk is a person whom like a bird of prey smells rotting flesh, seems to be able to smell a joint being lit up from amazing distances, and turns up just after you spark up a fat one.
Aw man this weed is great, here you go, oh no that fucking blow hawk's come round again.
by soundgesture November 27, 2011
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